The numbers:
25% of the time I feel like I'm going to vomit. There's a 1 in 10000 chance that I actually will vomit.
85% of the time I feel like I'm going to fall asleep. 1 out of 3 times I do.
90% of the time I feel like yelling at someone, myself included. 13 times out of 10 I do, unless if I'm sleeping.
42% chance that both the children and Chad will survive. The logical part of me feels really bad for them which is exactly 50%.
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you are so funny. I liked the likely hood of chad and the children surviving!!! Hang in there.
Oh, the sheer miserableness of pregnancy! Yeah, I don't miss that.
Good luck to you. I hope the yucky part passes quickly and you can get on with the miraculous part.
The mathematician in you sure came out in this post.
You are awesome. I am sure the kids won't be completely messed up by the time you get out of your first trimester, but in case they are, you have until they are adults to turn it around! So good luck with that! We love you guys!
I feel ya sister... But don't worry, kids and husbands are like rubber! They are very resilient! xxxooo You'll pull though.. or push through depending on what trimester you're in! ;)
Congratulations! I am so happy for you! I had no idea, which means you were not noticeably grumpy or sleepy during the two hours I was with you on Sunday. Or maybe I am just dopey for not being more observant--either way, it is possible that your statistics are skewed to the negative and you are actually doing much better than you are giving yourself credit for. (If I kept this comment going a little longer I could easily slip in the names of the other 3 dwarfs--but who's counting?)
I bet Chad's kicking himself right now thinking, "why didn't we adopt?!?!" :) HAHAHA I wish I was there to experience all this. Maybe in a couple months, huh?